April Fools

_Now that changing your relationship status on Facebook to suggest you are in a relationship has officially become the most boring April Fool's Prank ever, I thought I'd suggest a few pranks for future consideration.

1. Fake Your Own Death (see how long you can go before someone figures you out!)

2. Begin A Real Relationship and Break Up On April 2 (Yeah, right. You're ugly!)

3. Confess To A Really Horrible Crime (if your lawyer can't get you out of this one, the joke's on you!)

4. Steal Someone's Identity OR Pretend To Be A Nigerian Prince (classic!)

5. Give Someone A Disease (bonus points for noncommunicable diseases!)