Bathroom Stall Scripture

_Chicago, IL:
i luv u
i luv yoo-hoos
i luv youtube
i luv u 2
the band or me?

St. Louis, MO:
Where is home for you tonight?

Memphis, TN:
Boobs
U R dumb
So R U
U guys R losers with nothing better to do than write on walls
Can’t we all just get along?
Get a long what?
Ew! I just got it!

New Orleans, LA:
Lonely?  Call 555-Prince
I’m calling but nobody will answer
My phone was on silent, try again
I’m trying, still nothing
Sorry, I missed it again.  Please don’t give up

Houston, TX:
Meet me here Friday at 11:59PM
Where are you?
I’m here, where are you?
I’m here, and I’m waiting

Dallas, TX:
Where is home for you tonight?
UR place?

Oklahoma City, OK:
The joke’s in your hands, not on the wall
UR the joke
Getting defensive...
Don’t you have anything better to do?

Santa Fe, NM:
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

Pheonix, AZ:
Can we hang out?
Can we ever! 
But seriously, where?

Las Vegas, NV:
For a good time call Amanda
Who’s Amanda?
I’m a man, duh!
Oh, u got my hopes up.

Los Angeles, CA:
Looking for a friend
You don’t have friends for a reason
Will you be my friend?

San Francisco, CA
Home is where the heart is
Home is where the fart is
Home is where the art is
You call this art?

Portland, OR:
Where is home for you tonight?
My place or urs?
My place is messy
Mine it is

Boise, ID:
Please keep this stall clean, thanx!
Why?
Because I sleep here
I’m watching you sleep right now
I find that strangely comforting

Seattle, WA:
i luv you
me too!
me who?
me, that’s who
oh, well then i luv you too