Jonah and the Whale
_Jonah: Dude! You will never guess where I’ve been for the last three days.
David: On a coke binge at the brothel? Jonah: What?! No. Where’d you get that? David: Just a wild guess. Jonah: No. I… was inside a whale’s stomach! David: That’s crazy. I’d never have guessed that. Just like last time I didn’t guess that you had been inside a brontosaurus for three days. Jonah: What can I say? Some people just have wild lives. David: It appears that way. Jonah: So anyway. This whale was massive. I felt around in the dark for fish to eat. Just trying to survive. David: Oh, this reminds me of something. Man gets swallowed by giant whale, gets out by… Did you happen to tickle the whale until he sneezed you out? Jonah: What? No. David: Are you Pinocchio? Jonah: Ha… ha David: I’m just kidding. What happened next? Jonah: Well, I’m not telling it now. David: Come on. For a second there I thought I was in a children’s fairy tale. Jonah: Whatever, man. If you’re just going to make fun of me, I can leave. David: I’m joking. But seriously, this is even better than that time you were abducted by aliens and you couldn’t sit down because… Jonah: Just drop it. David: …because they probed you so much, and… and… Jonah: Fine. I was doing lines off the new Russian girl they got at the brothel. Just don't say anything to my wife this time. |