_I don’t have cable so when I hear people talking about the latest episode of their favorite TV show, I have to make a quick assumption about the kind of show they’re describing. It’s either that or trust Wikipedia, which I don’t.
The Hard Times of RJ Berger
About: Examines the hard times of RJ, the man behind the mask of the Hamburglar, who falls from Ronald McDonald’s good graces after eating an Apple Pie.
Kinda Like: The story of Adam and Eve meets “Oz” in and around a dilapidated McDonald’s.
Tagline: The burger they are, the harder they fall.
You might hear me say: Ha! Mayor McCheese’s hat is way too small for his head!
About: Celebrity babies and their accessories.
Kinda Like: "Look Who’s Talking" meets an upper class version of Ikea for infants.
Tagline: Rock-a-Buy some expensive shit!
You might hear me say: How pompous are these celebrity babies?
About: An in-debt astronaut with a good heart discovers valuable crack rocks on another planet and a battle for the resources ensues much to the dismay of the native inhabitants.
Kinda Like: "The Wire" meets "Avatar".
Tagline: Scratch your itch on NBC this fall.
You might hear me say: I’ve only smoked crack once, so it’s kind of hard for me to relate to the main character.
About: A retired tailor has one last job -- to keep the President’s sweater from completely unraveling or Communism wins.
Kinda Like: "24" meets "Project Runway".
Tagline: Keep pulling.
You might hear me say: America!
About: A satirical look at the exclusion policies of professional sports practices.
Kinda Like: "The Skulls" meets Sportscenter.
Tagline: Coming This Summer, By Invitation Only
You might hear me say: I just can't get into to this show.
About: The sexual exploration of teenage Darcy Grey in a musical format.
Kinda Like: High School Musical meets late night Cinemax.
Tagline: Biology has never been so much fun.
You might hear me say: I thought they were going to show more boob.