Youth Speak

_Sex talk for the 21st Century:

Youth 1: So, what happened last night with Stacy?
Youth 2: The usual. A little Hulu action. Craig’s list.
Youth 1: You got on the list at Craig’s? Did she let you see her Twitter?
Youth 2: Def. We were T-9ing under the dinner table.
Youth 1: O-M-G. Did you bring her back to your place?
Youth 2: Oh yeah. I totally googled it.
Youth 1: That’s S-F-C. Did she yahoo?
Youth 2: Check out the bed, you can still see the huge blogspot we left behind.